The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns of full-body scanners. They say it's a booth you step into that does not X-ray, but it detonates any explosive device you may have on your person.
They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of the whining about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of long, expensive trials for terror 'suspects.' Justice would be swift. Case closed!
Here's how you'll know it's working~~ You're in the airport terminal checking your bags, & you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system:
"Attention standby passengers,
we now have a seat available on flight number ____.
Shalom."
we now have a seat available on flight number ____.
Shalom."
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from my friend "B" via email:
I LOVE it! But you forgot the other announcement – “Clean-up on aisle 3!”
Dynomite! (If you'll excuse the expression.)
FrogBurger says we should all dress in Burqa when we go to the airport.
Drive TSA crazy!
"dress in Burqa when we go to the airport."
Should look good on you. Of course you will be treated just like everyone else and subject to the exact same procedures as every other passenger.
Joe~ Froggie's got an idea, there! ;)
Jim~ "be treated just like everyone else and subject to the exact same procedures"
Not if CAIR has anything to do w/ it, & Napolitano 'ponders' it long enough... *sheesh*
CAIR has nothing to do with it and Napolitano has already pondered it and says that all people will be subject to the same procedures.
Any suggestion of something else is the product of ignorance or hate.
Jim~ "Napolitano has already pondered it and says that all people will be subject to the same procedures."
I'm so glad to hear this. See, I don't watch FNC & tune to talk radio like you assume. Apparently, you do more than me...
"See, I don't watch FNC & tune to talk radio like you assume."
My bad. I assumed you did because so much of what I read here is parroting the blame stream media's talking points.
"what I read here is parroting the blame stream media's talking points"
What Jim? You've never heard 'great minds think alike?'
And further, how would you actually know what those 'talking points' are, unless you've been sneaking a peek more often than you're lettin on? Admit it, Jim. You're a Fox News junkie!!!
Happy Thanksgiving folks!
I've often said I've watched Bill O'Reilly for years. Can't stomach Hannity.
I also watch and read all kinds of blame stream media. I watch some of Fox & Friends, Fox News Sunday, Beck (as an occasional substitute for The Twilight Zone), Shep Smith, and Greta. Watched "Judge" Napolitano once, but he's a truther.
I wouldn't be well rounded if I didn't. :-)
...and I read Tavis Smiley's stuff (the hard stuff, you know "Hard Left," etc.), & various 'Women's Studies' texts, so I guess we're both well-rounded...
;)--> back atcha!
Might stop the jerks from attempting it! What fun would it be for them to only kill themselves when the bomb detonated!
If only!
BetteJo!! Baby! So glad to see ya~ Yeah, I know...'If only.'
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