The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns of full-body scanners. They say it's a booth you step into that does not X-ray, but it detonates any explosive device you may have on your person.
They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of the whining about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of long, expensive trials for terror 'suspects.' Justice would be swift. Case closed!
Here's how you'll know it's working~~ You're in the airport terminal checking your bags, & you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system:
"Attention standby passengers,
we now have a seat available on flight number ____.
Shalom."
we now have a seat available on flight number ____.
Shalom."
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