The Fence Test
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed, AND he makes you turn yours in to the Police.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, she doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, she wants meat products banned for everyone, & tries to guilt you into losing your appetite.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him, AND tries to make you feel guilty for your success.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, she switches stations.
The liberal demands that those they don't like be shut down; 1st Amendment is only for them, you see.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants to silence any mention of God or religion, unless it is practiced by a slim minority, of course.
If a conservative decides she needs health care, she shops for it, or chooses a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that all of us pay for hers.
If a conservative reads this, he'll smile a knowing smile & have a good laugh.
A liberal will click off in a huff, or post a snide comment it because he's "offended."
So, there's the fence. Which side are you on?